Silly Joke Thread

[L18M]

best joke!

[m1tch]

Best joke I have heard for a while: Toyota GT86 with a low powered nasty sounding boxer engine LOL

[Brett]

Interesting Human Body Facts


- The largest cell in the human body is the female egg, and the smallest is the male sperm.

- A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball (a bit bigger than a cricket ball).

- It takes food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

- The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples.

- The average man\'s penis is three times the length of his thumb.

- A woman\'s heart beats faster than a man\'s.

- If the average male never shaved, his beard would be 13 feet long when he died.

- Men with hairless chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.

- There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

- Side by side, 2000 cells from the human body could cover about one square inch.

- Women blink twice as much as men.

- The average person\'s skin weighs twice as much as their brain.

- When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate...they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate!

- Your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you aren\'t.

- Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

- If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

- The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.

*** You looked at your thumb... Didn\'t you?

[Grant Monkhouse]

yes i did. and i have big thumbs

[Bobbit]

I have thumbs like monkeys nipples, wait...

[RandomDan]

Im not one for joking but i have a meme or two.