Off topic , would you let them drive your car?

[A7RXY]

Siamese Twins

Siamese twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool.

One of them says to the bartender, "Don\'t mind us; we\'re joined at the hip. I\'m John, he\'s Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please."

The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers.. "Been on holiday yet, lads?"

"Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for miles.  Don\'t we, Jim?" Jim agrees.

"Ah, England !" says the bartender. "Wonderful country... The history, the beer, the culture..."

"Nah, we don\'t like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and Molson\'s beer, that\'s us, eh Jim?  And we can\'t stand the English -- they\'re so arrogant and rude."

"So why keep going to England?" asks the bartender.

"It\'s the only chance Jim gets to drive."

[rossonza]

Terrible lol

[Simaroon]

hahaha i couldnt see where that was going.
made me

[Kenji]

If they hate England, why not travel to:
 
Alderney (UK)
US Virgin Islands (VS)
Anguilla (UK)
Antigua and Barbuda
Australia
Bahama\'s
Bangladesh
Barbados
Bermuda (VK)
Bhutan
Botswana
British Virgin Islands (UK)
Brunei
Cayman Islands (UK)
Christmas Island (Australia)
Coconut Islands (Australia)
Cook Island (New-Zealand)
Cyprus
Dominica
East-Timor
Falkland Islands (UK)
Fiji
Grenada
Guernsey (UK)
Guyana
Hongkong
Ireland
India
Indonesia
Jamaica
Japan
Jersey (UK)
Kenia
Kiribati
Lesotho
Macau
Malawi
Malaysia
Maldives
Man (UK)
Malta
Mauritius
Montserrat (UK)
Mozambique
Namibia
Nauru
Nepal
New-Zealand
Niue (New-Zealand)
Norfolk (Australia)
Uganda
Pakistan
Papua-New-Guinea
Pitcairn Islands (UK)
Saint Kitts and Nevis
Saint Lucia
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
Salomon Islands
Seychelles
Singapore
Sint-Helena (UK)
Somaliland
Sri Lanka
Suriname
Swaziland
Tanzania
Thailand
Tokelau Islands (New-Zealand)
Tonga
Trinidad and Tobago
Turks- en Caicos Islands (UK)
Tuvalu
Zambia
Zimbabwe
South-Africa