It\'s MURDER!

Started by Nik da Greek, July 29, 2010, 08:39:50 PM

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Nik da Greek

Well, I went to visit Martin at Speedline Imports to pick up the latest installments of my parts-buying fetish from him, and I was greeted by a scene out of a horror movie....the normally imaculate driveway was strewn with debris of a most unnerving nature, and as I carried on trepidatiously, I began finding evidence of the awful carnage to come.....

.....a trail of reciprocating saw blades, bent and used and horribly stained with unmentionable fluids....and then there was the man himself, the culprit, standing grinning over the mutilated corpse of his latest victim, her severed body parts strewn about with callous disregard for her once-beautiful form....vital fluids leaking in awful pools down the floor of the garage where the terrible butchery.....horrible mutilation.....

 *sob* I\'m still traumatised now by the sight, I fear it will haunt me till my dying day.....*sniffle* please only look further if you\'re made of strong stuff, and don\'t blame me if you\'re upset and can\'t sleep tonight for eldritch nightmares crowding your head....read on with the music from the Psycho shower scene ringing in your ears, if you dare....

Nik da Greek


Nik da Greek


Nik da Greek

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Arrrgh! The horror! the horror! :eek:






















Nik da Greek

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....and he seemed like such a nice man, too  :rollin

















Nik da Greek

Remember, kids, we\'re born alone with nothing and we die alone. It\'s a brutal, horrible inexorable truth and thus is the way of all flesh. All flesh must pass :Giggle


....thanks for the stuff, Martin, lovely to see you again my friend :rollin

HK FD3S

WOW Martin you do know how to bucher an FD. Remeber to never get on the wrong side of you.:3gears-lh

Jit

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!


antnicuk

that looks like a but of fly tipping jit?
400 BHP - 650 KG\'s = 616 BHP Per Ton of Rotary Power

That\'s the way to do it! :Thumbsup!


Jit

lol...no thats where it was cut up! The bits are going in the estate! not the other way round!!!!

HK FD3S

Quote from: Jit;707692lol...no thats where it was cut up! The bits are going in the estate! not the other way round!!!!

same here looks like you opened the boot and floored the estate:3gears-rh

andy

i got same nice bits of that car thanks martin but it should have been a red one hey nick :3gears-rh

Kieron

Ronnie was saved just in time!

Dan Norton

Quote from: antnicuk;707690that looks like a but of fly tipping jit?

LOL, thts exactly what i thought :chat
Turned into the worst part of my life....my precious fd3 has gone, but never forgotten....roll on a new life!!!!

andy

ada how you doing big boy