Be the 1st to fit this...

[syebba]

 
You too can look like a complete dickhead outside mcdonalds carpark on a saturday night,guaranteed to impress chavs.
It,s a flame thrower for your exhaust:evillaugh
What about a group buy?:2Rolleyes
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[David Nock (RIP)]

Corsa fit only? Or will any little yuff box accept it?

And a Question? Will they buy this rather than paying to have that dud headlight bulb changed. I know which I think is more important.

[myatt1972]

I seem to be able to make flames without that gizzmo!

[Ian65]

me too, didn\'t 1st gens come with factory fitted flame throwers as standard?

[captainbizzaro]

I seem to be able to make flames without that gizzmo!

Me too, the corsa squad love my car when it goes through town on overrun.
"Oi mate where did you get that flamer kit from"

"The Total garage-comes out of a green pump"

Cue confused faces,sometimes even a dropped alchopop.

[A7RXY]

Its the bang in the winter when you just pop around the corner and turn the engine off that always gets them jumping ......

[turbo boy]

Don`t take the pis but i nearly brought one of those fake nitrous purge thingy!:eek:
 
The theory behind the madness was girls in short dresses walking along the path then suddenly.....  i know, forgive me.:Ladys-man

[syebba]

& what about those turbo dump valves which go pssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
When i was 18[long time ago] i had a 1.6 capri,i fitted a fake chrome exhaust tip,so it looked like a twin exhaust 3 litre capri!!
Problem was,it did,nt make the car go faster & blue oily exhaust smoke only came from 1 exhaust!
I won\'t start on fluorescent tubes fitted under cars for nightime posing,*snigger*

[turbo boy]

& what about those turbo dump valves which go pssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
When i was 18[long time ago] i had a 1.6 capri,i fitted a fake chrome exhaust tip,so it looked like a twin exhaust 3 litre capri!!
Problem was,it did,nt make the car go faster & blue oily exhaust smoke only came from 1 exhaust!
I won\'t start on fluorescent tubes fitted under cars for nightime posing,*snigger*

Thats a very embarassing secret mate, take it to the grave! lol
 I used to terrorize mc donalds car park in an rs turbo with my baseball cap back to front......... i don`t tell many people that.

[captainbizzaro]

The RS Turbo is forgivable mate don\'t worry about that we\'ve all been there! My supercar back in the day in a feeble (and mostly ignored) quest to impress the laydeeeees was a Renault 5 GT Turbo and I gotta say for the 5 minutes it existed without blowing a head gasket it was one of the best 5 minutes I\'ve ever had!

And yes Stu I also had a dump valve so guilty as charged.:flamed

Great times, never wore a cap though so fail on that account.

[rossonza]

I bet they\'ve sold loads! Came free with Max power one month :-)
Mine spits flames sometimes. Must be my straight through exhaust.

Got to love fake dump valves aswell.

[captainbizzaro]

Hey steady on my dump valve was real, I wasn\'t that much of a ricer lol.

[Ian65]

My supercar back in the day in a feeble (and mostly ignored) quest to impress the laydeeeees was a Renault 5 GT Turbo and I gotta say for the 5 minutes it existed without blowing a head gasket it was one of the best 5 minutes I\'ve ever had!

Ah yes, the R5 gt turbo.... never lasted more than 50,000 miles without a major rebuild.
Everyone I knew who had one loved the accelleration until the engine blew up... which was always sooner rather than later.
My favourite hot hatch was the Peugeot 1.9gti, had loads of them, a great car to drive and no temperamental turbos to blow up. Not many left now in nice original condition and I can\'t remember seeing a R5 GT turbo on the road for years and years.

[captainbizzaro]

I\'d love to have been in Renaults R&D session when they decided to do the GTT

"we \'ave tiny car and we make it go zoomzoom?"

Engineer say "aah zis is easy, we "ave 1.4 pushrod engine and ze carbs-this is easy we just attach big turbo yes?"

Rapturous applauding all round, then they get drunk.

It was great fun but after doing the head gasket for the second time I thought it was time to buy something even more unreliable and bought a Lancia Delta HF. Glutton for punishment me.

With you on the Pug front-great fun per £, my brother had a couple and he never stopped smiling. A friend of mine has a track prepped one with GTI6 lump which is something akin to a ride at alton towers. Like you said though-not many originals left now.

[A7RXY]

Can old boys join in, mine was a 1970 Datsun (510) 1300, having blown the engine, managed to fit a 1800 sss engine in it. used to have some great duels with Capris, I remember  one time leaving a Honda S800 covered in black smoke when he blew his engine, Still that was in the early 70,s before all these turbos were on the road.