Souping up the Rotary,advice please!!

[Bob Monkhouse]

Reading through all the various technical advice on improving the performance of the rotary engine such as bigger injectors, bigger turbots, bigger exhausts,uprated ecu\'s and so on, nowhere can I can I find any information on \'Souping\'.
               Could somebody out there who knows more than me(that\'ll be everybody), please answer the all important question-------------------------------------What kind of soup should I use?

[suba]

Tomato.:wave

[HaywardRotary]

If you have a water seal probs then Leek soup is good.
If you have an apex seal sealing probs then Spring onion is excellent.
If your engine is totally gone then it is likely to be Celery (Sell-ary time)
To little power requires HP sauce
Regards
Carl

[DR SCHNITZEL]

I wouldnt bother with soup but a few chicken stock OXO cubes in the petrol tank. Some dill in the alternator, and possibly a sprig of parsley sellotaped to the upper inlet manifold. You should be good to go.

[HaywardRotary]

Oh yeah and if you have emmision probs then Bean soup could be used!

[Bob Monkhouse]

Has anyone tried mulligatawny(try spelling that when you\'re ....ed),I thought it might make the engine run a little hot!

[1990_fc3s_t2]

Gotta love french onion soup:mmmm

[Bob Monkhouse]

Do you think that the pork pie(so I can give it some pasty) in a thread I mentioned earlier would be too much with some vegetable soup or should I use mushy peas instead? The aroma would be a match for \'R\' (which is veggie based)!

[chrisJDM]

bob have you been on the whiskey again :Thumbsup!

[neil_jdmr]

Forget the soup you could probably cook a full english on the uim after some spirited driving.

[Ada7]

I think anything in the Covent Garden soup company range will see you proud.
The carrot and corriander is nice but for the ultimate have the chicken mulligatawny.
Failing that you could got really crazy and try a broth :p

Adam

[Prof]

Do you think that the pork pie(so I can give it some pasty) in a thread I mentioned earlier would be too much with some vegetable soup or should I use mushy peas instead? The aroma would be a match for \'R\' (which is veggie based)!

Mushy pees are an excellent engine assembly lube
 
A spoonfull of coffee in your radiator will help seel those leaks that Carl was on about earlier :Giggle

[Ada7]

I\'ve put a dollop of tooth paste in the coolent before as it helps to give the warm air in the cabin a nice minty touch Saves buying some nasty smelliing Glade thing!

Adam

[Bob Monkhouse]

I have noticed when using the ubiquitous growler that it improves the exhaust note. It sort of goes- P-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-r--r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-rr-r-r-r-a-a--a-a-a-a-arrrrrrrrrrrkkkkk. Of course you would only get this with a proper Yorkshire pork pie, softy southern ones only have essence of pork in them, you would therefore not get the required pasty when needed!!!!!!!

[RobMatthews]

dude i know your no spring chicken, but souping up cars went outta fashion with the mk 1 escort haha.

hayward i liked your response lol