The Pulling Power of Max Power Deano

[MintyFresh]

Well, the pulling power of the Rex.

There i was innocently pulling into a pub car park, but i had stupidly wondered into enemy territory.  I was surrounded, and there was no way out.
I must have stumbled across some weird local meet of chav\'s and garyboys, i was out numbered by the corsas, escorts, and civics at about 50-1 but i played it cool, and parked up so i could go for a pint
But then it happened.  Swarms of women came at me and the rex, i had no chance.  Within seconds i was in the center of a crowd of women aged around 16-20 (i hope), and it was enough for the chav\'s to see war.  Up went their Subwoofer volumes, and the unmistakible sound of tin cars vibrating and rattling could be heard for miles around.  A couple of the younger girls were won over by this huge show of manhood that the corsas had shown, and i couldnt believe how jealous these guys were getting.  So Jealous that they were competing for attention.  I only wanted a pint.
Over the next 15 mins the lads tried to lure the woman with all the weapons they had, mainly in-car DVD, but that just got met with people realising there were RX7\'s in the Fast and the Furious but strangely no escorts, go figure?  But I\'d clearly overstayed my welcome, a guy of about 25 called me over to his Rover 220 \'coupe\' and he meant business.  He leant inside the car, flicked a switch, WOW!!!!  purple neons.  For some reason he wanted to draw attention to his rover, but i could see he couldnt handle his new found attention from the shallow, but perfectly formed females, and although i felt like a cock even being associated with these kinda people, i reached into my pocket and pulled out my key fob, pressed a button, and illumination.  Its not my fault multi-colour and pattern neons are more desirable than purple ones

It was the first time i\'d used my car for pulling girls,but im sure it wont be the last.

Now, i dont encourage mixing with these kinda people, it was an accident, but i did enjoy watching them lose their women, and watch jealously :rollin

[Andyp]

don\'t touch chav girls mate, you\'ll be paying for thier kids and the kids they\'ll get off you!

[MintyFresh]

i got too caught up in it all to think...

[grinder]

ha ha ha superb story matey !!

im impressed ( and i like neons )

[iaint]

Wonder if it works for balding 30-somethings too...  

then again Petra would rip me a new hole if I came come with some 17yr old chavette in tow no matter what the excuse!

Top tale mate.

Iain

[Andyp]

if you wanna live the fantasy.. buy her a shell suit, some gold hooped earings and shake her head until her IQ drops to around 30.. then ya sorted :rollin

[Sean]

You would not believe how many of the above mentioned Corsa\'s, Escorts and Honda\'s there are round here.
I just allow them to hear the dumpvalve ...... they soon scurry away from whence they came

[Sean]

oh! And the girls are just plain SKANKS!

[Andyp]

the state of the next generation to come...:rollin

[MintyFresh]

there were a fair share of skanks, but you can pic and choose to your hearts content

[Andyp]

pick and choose which you you wanna pay child support to? :rollin

[MintyFresh]

lol, that too.

[J4P RX]

I want a skank :p

Ive been single since having an FD     Maybe because its made me skint :o

[MintyFresh]

arent we all?  Im not sure i would have got an FD if i knew quite what i was getting into.  But now ive got it, i wouldnt want to be without head-turning rotary.

[scooby_si]

LOL at that story confess you went there deliberatly to put them in their place, BUT did sum1 mention cheap slutty skanks? http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008\' target=\'_blank\'>http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_15_1.gif\' border=0> come to papa Uncle Si aint picky & has studied the antichavnipper procedure that is, shhhh dont let on but, http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008\' target=\'_blank\'>http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/1/1_4_102.gif\' border=0> pmsl
Si
PS no seriously where is this? (Si searchs webby for local cruise sites lol)