Pivot headlight controller.....

[Kevin]

Well just got one of these with the latest FD over from Japan.  Never had one before, so had a good mess around with it lastnight, and I can solemnly conclude that.............

This has to be the most fcuk\'in useless piece of sh1t i have ever had the pleasure of messing with.  I mean i\'ve seen some crap in my day but this has to have some sort of achievement award.

So far, with it, i\'ve managed:

1.) Car in slightly stoned look.
2.) Car in full on just smoked some major crack mode.
3.) Winking in slightly stoned look.
4.) Winking in full on crack mode.

and my favourite.....

5.) Car in just injected pcp in my eye duct entering state of epileptic fit mode.

What gets me is that this thing actually got designed and researched and finally funding for its production.......  How?  Why?  WTF!!!.....

I can sort of understand the theory behind slightly opening the light to allow a little bit of air to filter through..... but come on.....

Pivot, who the fcuk are you employing to come up with this???

Anyway.....


Forsale:  

Pivot Head light controller.

A must for any serious street racer, add additional amouts of power to any engine by providing massive amount of cold air to your intake.  Amaze friends at shows with your new "unique" look.  Impress girls with your "wink" mode.  Yes thats right, this product will seriously enhance your life for the better.

£200 ono.

[Nik da Greek]

pmsl! That has to be the best sales pitch I ever read! If someone doesn\'t bite your hand off at that price, I\'ll be amazed :Giggle

I think pics may help. or even better, a slide show showing the transition form one drugged-up attitude to the next :Giggle

[Kevin]

You not fancy it for your car mate?  Works really well with red fd\'s!!

I\'ll get some pictures up later, if i\'ve not smashed it up by then!!  I think I might email the guy who\'s car it was in Japan and ask him what he was actually smoking when he bought this wonderful contraption.

[Nik da Greek]

Ha ha! I think £200 may be a bit rich for my blood! Maybe errm, about a fiver? Come back to me if you don\'t get any interest, yeah? Would love to see some pics, though

[Wo:Deep]

Now we know that their developement of this piece of **** was not useless...

My day ... no... my life is better now after reading this sales pitch!!


You made my day!
:Ladys-man

[B.Martin]

does this fit the fc ?