The Pulling Power of Max Power Deano

[Wayney]

Picture this a young lad about 12 years of age and 4 ½ feet high baseball cap at ninety degrees in a imitation addidas tracksuit, with trouser legs tucked into his socks (of course, is definitely the height of fashion). This lad is strutting around, fag in one hand jewellery al over the over, outside McDonalds acting as if he is 8 foot tall and built like a rugby player, when some poor unsuspecting adult (about 17/18) walks round the corner wanting to go to mcdonalds for his dinner glances at the young lad, the young lad jumps up in complete disgust and says “Whats your problem? Wanna make sommin of it? Bling Bling” when the adult starts to walk towards the young lad, the young lad ****es himself and runs off to either his pregnant 14-year-old girlfriend or his brother in the army crying his eyes out.
My mate has become a chav what can i do? answer is shoot him before it is too late

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chav

lol

[Ada7]

That link is great
I thought Chav stood for Council House And Violent ha ha

"All chavs think that they are nails. Again, this is false. Sitting in a beaten up nova smoking lamberts does not precipitate a healthy body. The irony being that a Chav owns mainly sportswear, yet will only break a sweat if running from the police." Excellent!!! :rollin :rollin

Adam

[Jake]

Like the chav stories.  Not had any attention myself from chavettes in the Rex, although my girlfriend is usually with me so that might explain why...well thats the reason I\'m sticking to...

Had a group of right yoooffs come up to me at the petrol station the other day asking the standard set of questions \'how fast does it go mate\', \'how powerfull is it mate\' etc. needless to say I left pretty quick.  Then drove out and pulled up to some traffic lights where a chav from the other side of the road spotted me and took the time to walk across the road, leen into the car and say \'do us a wheel spin mate\'.  Not wanting to get involved I pulled away from the lights about as slow as I could, then ending up booting it up the hill as I couldn\'t help myself...maybe all this chav contact is starting to rub off.

[Kieron]

  HA HA HA, I might go to the next local one, the last guildford RX meet was the same night as the cruize, had to pop in to have a look, LOADS of 16-20\'s    

[Ada7]

  HA HA HA, I might go to the next local one, the last guildford RX meet was the same night as the cruize, had to pop in to have a look, LOADS of 16-20\'s    

We\'ll have to go together mate. Show them what a real car looks and sounds like
Adam

[rmagictastic]

The other end of the spectrum!!!

as were telling stories, i thought id tell you about a local legend ALF!

only learnt about this bloke through a mate, he told me about an old guy who sits in a layby all day waiting to race chavs.

So one bored day, i went for a drive to find alf, i went to the set of traffic lights where i was told he hangs out but didnt see owt. so i gave up and went home.

anyhow, was driving along that road the other day after polishing the rex (mandatory five mile gloat), when low and behold, i heard the woosh of a dump valve, there he was,  i was being overtaken by uncle albert.

All i remember is a three toothed grin through his beard as he went past.

turns out he drives a scooby estate GT (cant remember the model).

i reckon he must be a good 80 years old.

Fair play to the bloke.

Nick

[Kieron]

Retirementville eh? must be Eastbourne  :evillaugh

Should have opened a can of whoop ass on him LOL

[Brett]

Got images of an old man spending his pension every week on Maxing a scooby :rollin