oil change

[Matt]

This may be really easy, but how do you change the oil as i have never done this and am due to change it soon. Or should i just take it to a garage?

[bill shurvinton]

Put drain bucket under sump with engine warm. Undo bolt. Drain oil. Put bolt back in. Swear at oil filter for a few minutes as you undo it. Replace filter.

Pour in some oil. Check level. pour in more until you are at the correct dip stick level. Run engine for a bit and check again.

If you are near reading you are welcome to pop over and I can show you.

Bill

[Archbish]

Or the OJ approach:

1 - cut finger wich sterile knife, getting the inevitable injury out of the way, and so you can use a clean dressing, rather than forcing grit and oil into an open wound.

2 - Get car up on axle stands

3 - undo sump bolt.  Scream as scalding oil runs past the nearly removed bolt, over arm and missing the oil collector.  

4 - drag oil collector under the sump bolt, and remove bolt, being sure to drop it into the oil container.

5 - Having removed bolt from oil container, remove the oil filter, using first your hand, then a filter remover, and finally (once nothing else works), a hammer and strong screw driver.

6 - touch up the damaged paintwork where the screwdriver slipped.

7 - replace filter.

8 - re-replace filter with a third filter due to cross threading the first one.

9 - Start to pour 5 litres of GTX into the engine.  Include approx 100ml over the engine due to sneezing, inacurate pouring and slipping on the oil.

10 - after 1 litre of oil, replace the sump bolt and mop up the litre of oil that has poured straight through the engine that you were slipping on causing you to miss pouring the oil in.

11 - lower car

12 - re-jack car to remove the oil collector

13 - lower car

14 - drink heavily.

[Matt]

Cheers for that mate.

Reading is a bit to far, im only in newbury bts costs me like £20 to get there and back.

Regards

[Matt]

whos OJ by the way

[bill shurvinton]

Well you need to drive the car to warm the oil up to drain it. I have ramps funnels, kitty litter to mop up the spills etc and all off road with no neighbours to annoy.

Offers there if you want it.

Bill

[iaint]

Originally posted by Matt
whos OJ by the way

If you need to ask you\'re too young to know

Actually, I think even Methusela is too young.

OJ is our resident Priest, Padre, Vical and Cleric.  Our Jester and our Fool.  A Moderator.  An award winner.  Sometimes he\'s funny and occasionally he\'s relevant.  His car is purple and has a GT4 wing glued to the back.

[Matt]

i am to young, but im 22 next week, i feel old.

Oh right never spoke to him b4

[Archbish]

Bloody hell.  I\'m quite offended!!  Love me or hate me, you can\'t really ignore me!  I reckon I must be the only person who has

- been the last to post on ever forum at the same time
- blagged a moderatorship (OK, so it\'s only on chat, but IT\'S THE START OF WORLD DOMINATION)
- got away with a bare butt on my avatar (it was either that or a shaved pussy - don\'t panic, it\'s a cat that\'s been bic\'d)
- had a higher post count than our Rich.

How the hell did you not notice me???

Sorry uncle clive, looks like I\'m gonna have to try a bit harder...

Cheers

OJ

[Matt]

oh i didnt realise it was you as your name was different

[Archbish]

PHER-YEW!!!  I was feeling all unimportant and unloved then...

Don\'t forget to put a smearing of oil on the filter seal so it\'s easier to get off next time...

((Just making sure this little puppy of a post doesn\'t get removed... *grin*))

[Davegtt]

Arch Bish, you wait till I get my REX I\'ll be on here every day

Currently up to 6500 messages on my ownersclub board, clocked up over 2 years :cool

[maximtaylor]

Matt

You can bring the car down my way if you like and I will show you how easy it is to do. 10 minute job on a ramp or pit, both of which I have!

I can show you 3 FD Rx7\'s which are in my yard at the moment as well!!

I\'m about 15 minutes from you down the A34.

Just bring some oil and a filter, because I\'m very tight. I\'ll provide the tea.

Regards

Max

[Matt]

nice one mate, ill do that, where do i get a filter from and what type of filter and oil shall i get

[Fish]

Originally posted by Archbish
Bloody hell.  I\'m quite offended!! ....

- blagged a moderatorship (OK, so it\'s only on chat, but IT\'S THE START OF WORLD DOMINATION)
....

Cheers

OJ

Now what was that cartoon series... Thats it Pinky and the Brain. :bandit

Dan