congratulations to me?

[Tim Oldland]

My mantra was always:

Its better to try to pull someone out of your league, and fail, than to try, succeed, and wake up with a fat bird...

Here endeth the lesson

[Ric]

Is that mantra beer affected though?

As they say: "Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder."

[iaint]

Originally posted by Archbish
Don\'t worry - I\'ll be gentle...

I\'ll clarify my comment - I\'ve never woken up next to someone I\'ve been intimate with that I\'ve never fancied.  Not that you aren\'t attractive, cos you are, but I\'ve never thought of  you that way.  Which doesn\'t mean I\'ll never think of you that way, but for now, I think that is out of the question.  But I\'m not rejecting you, it\'s just that the place I\'m in means I wouldn\'t want to hurt you.  Although I can if you asked, but I don\'t want to ruin our friendship, and you are too nice a person for me to do that to.  It\'s not you, it\'s me, and it would be unfair of me to lead you astray without some promise of a future together, and besides you already have Petra, and that would not be fair to do that this weekend until you\'ve decided to leave her for me, but maybe soon we can get it on, but only when you\'ve made you mind up - ME OR PETRA.

God that got complicated...

Must remember laughing out load at work is bad for the health.  Particularly with a mouthful of coke.

Where did the screenwipes go.

3 days and counting!

[Ric]

Mouthful of coke? If it\'s ending up in your mouth then clearly you need to lay off the stuff as you\'ve suffered severe septal damage. At work too - shame on you; clearly they pay you far too much.

Just because OJ has rejected your advances there\'s no need to turn to drugs. As the Verve said: "The drugs don\'t work, they just make you worse..."