The Pulling Power of Max Power Deano

[Brad]

A similar experience, but thankfully not of the same magnitude;

We also have the mandatory 50cc/Nova crew down here in sunny ol\' Plymouth, unfortunatley for me the all seem to live on my street :mad:

Not long ago I was just about to leave for a meet, going through the usual pre-leave ritual (take a piss, grab a drink, got your keys? etc) When the walls of my house started to slowly vibrate, having climbed out from under the table after realizing it wasn\'t an earthquake I went outside to investigate.

A  group of chavs had surrounded my beastie and were pointing at various bit of japanese lovleyness, I noticed that the music was coming from a Nova that looked as though the next MOT would be it\'s last.  The pimply faced youth (PFY) owner of  said death trap motions me over to his wreck and says;

PFY "What brake is it mate?"

ME "Standard, about 250\'ish"

PFY "Yeah, I was gonna get one of those" (I step back and look at his current chariot)

ME "Na, you should keep this, you could do it right up" (I love to toy with them)

PFY "Yeah, thats what I thought too"

He then goes on to show me the collection of Veilside, JUN, HKS and Blitz stickers that cover his paintwork.  Even after I tried to explain to him, he\'s still adamant those manufacturers cater for Vauxhall.....:rolleyes:

[yonner]

"around 16-20 (i hope), "  



"RX7\'s in the Fast and the Furious but strangely no escorts,"



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[MintyFresh]

I had a good time, and im gonna be back for more tonight.
I\'ll let you all know how i get on, but i do insist im only trying to get a pint...

[Schtoo]

Only trying to \'get a pint\'?

The \'Pulling Power\' of Max Power Deano?

I see a rather ugly picture forming around these words...

And it really sounds like you might be trying to lose a pint of something that doesn\'t taste nor look like ale.

Then again, you could try here. Don\'t even need a car for that kinda attention in some places.

[MintyFresh]

gone are the days when i could produce a pint...

[FDDreamer]

:rollin

Reminds me of that bedroom scene in Scary Movie when the chap blasts the girl onto the ceiling!

Teasing chavs...can there be any better way to pass a slow day? Better be careful mate or before you know it they\'ll all be flashing you (make of that what you will!) and saying \'hi\' round town, and you\'ll find yourself tarred with the same brush!

[scooby_si]

lol just refound this thread & i\'ve also found a local gathering of a "cruise" nature.....
So what\'s the standard opperating procedure should i go with me mondeo with a bin cut in half on the bonnet to look like a scoob before i bring out the big guns or should i just wow them with me illuminations?
Seriously thou looks like they have already had a chap with a FD who\'se now selling so do i need to search ebay for sum burberry seat covers or sumin to really make an impression?
Si (nieve in da wayz ov da cruize init....)

[Freddy]

PMSL @ si :rollin

[Rixio]

i must say girls seem to throwthemselves at rx\'s cos i know they aint coming for my good looks:p



plz explain the term chavs...lol:rollin  seems like the cosra, nova, saxo crew but how did chavs derive?

[scooby_si]

should be easy money then with my rugged good looks & charisma lol May even need to go in mundeo just to avoid death by gang bang :rollin pmsl
Quite strange actually i\'m used to most car boards being largely male populated but had a quick go on a "cruize" site & blow me (maybe) if there isn\'t loadsa young car mad fillies on there, OK most are only 16 & cant even drive but hey sod it women who like cars have to be a winner surely? :confused:
Si

[sdminus]

I\'m female and loves cars, so that must be 10 points to me?

Oh and Rixio it wasn\'t scott\'s rx that made me "throw myself" at him, it was his puppy lol

Charlie

[TonyBlair]

Originally posted by scooby_si
burberry seat covers

PMSL!!!!

Great stories by Minty and Brad!

I wonder if a \'Garry-boy\' equivilent of The Fast and the Furious was ever made, what would it be called?

[scooby_si]

the crass & the rediculous? lol
Si

[Mark Ide]

take some antibiotics tho\' fellas....

[antnicuk]

Well, the pulling power of the Rex.

There i was innocently pulling into a pub car park, but i had stupidly wondered into enemy territory. I was surrounded, and there was no way out.
I must have stumbled across some weird local meet of chav\'s and garyboys, i was out numbered by the corsas, escorts, and civics at about 50-1 but i played it cool, and parked up so i could go for a pint
But then it happened. Swarms of women came at me and the rex, i had no chance. Within seconds i was in the center of a crowd of women aged around 16-20 (i hope), and it was enough for the chav\'s to see war. Up went their Subwoofer volumes, and the unmistakible sound of tin cars vibrating and rattling could be heard for miles around. A couple of the younger girls were won over by this huge show of manhood that the corsas had shown, and i couldnt believe how jealous these guys were getting. So Jealous that they were competing for attention. I only wanted a pint.
Over the next 15 mins the lads tried to lure the woman with all the weapons they had, mainly in-car DVD, but that just got met with people realising there were RX7\'s in the Fast and the Furious but strangely no escorts, go figure? But I\'d clearly overstayed my welcome, a guy of about 25 called me over to his Rover 220 \'coupe\' and he meant business. He leant inside the car, flicked a switch, WOW!!!! purple neons. For some reason he wanted to draw attention to his rover, but i could see he couldnt handle his new found attention from the shallow, but perfectly formed females, and although i felt like a cock even being associated with these kinda people, i reached into my pocket and pulled out my key fob, pressed a button, and illumination. Its not my fault multi-colour and pattern neons are more desirable than purple ones

It was the first time i\'d used my car for pulling girls,but im sure it wont be the last.

Now, i dont encourage mixing with these kinda people, it was an accident, but i did enjoy watching them lose their women, and watch jealously

ALL THIS FROM SOME WHO SOLD HIS RX7 AND BOUGHT A CHAVED UP FORD KA!!!!!     CHAV IS OBVIOUSLY A DISEASE THAT YOU CAN CATCH IF YOU GET TOO CLOSE!!!