How to feel like a TW*T by Nick Rushton

[rmagictastic]

Nicks easy guide to feel like a tw*t:

1. Take you car to re:worx and have them make it run smoooooth.

2. Drive 300 miles to Yorkshire in the middle of the night.

3. Stop at service station for a slash and some fuel

4. Fill the aformentioned tuned FD full of Ultimate Diesel

  =  TW*T !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! + Very unhappy wife

Thank you

(we strongly reccommend that you do NOT do this at home!!)


Nick

[Brett]

Cant remember if FD\'s have a drain plug on the tank ir not?

 Bad luck mate

[rmagictastic]

its done now mate, and running, thank god!

ive run a tank through it it seems ok, i did try and boost it yesterday and got a bit of knock right up the top end, but i backed off, geoff at re:worx sez i should get it to red line but slowly, not WOT, to clear out the injectors.

nick

[Brett]

I take it you found out before you went to drive away then?

[Martiny]

Done that before.

How about my day yesterday. So I have booked an exam for Tuesday ( today). I leave home early so I can do some studying at the office. - The train is cancelled! So I get a later train.

Get to London and catch the next train. I pick up a newspaper, and I am happily reading that as I get off the train. About 15 mins later I realise I left my case on the train! In the case are my books for studying and a CD with some self test software on it, to prepare me for the exam!!!!!!  I might get it back, but could be 10 days, luckily nothing too valuable in it.


Then last night, my wife goes out, and she is running a bit late. Some **** has parked his LandRover across the road, and she bumps the car (the 323, not the FD!) into it.

Why do people think its really cool to park half in the road, and 2 wheels on the pavement, when there is a proper parking bay not even 10 paces away ? ? ?

Anyway, luckily only scratched the tail light lens on our car, should polish out.

I hope things happen in 3\'s cause thats enough for one day!!

So far, today, nothing ( but I am being careful ! !)