Title: The Pulling Power of Max Power Deano
Post by: MintyFresh on July 22, 2004, 12:28:25 PM
Post by: MintyFresh on July 22, 2004, 12:28:25 PM
Well, the pulling power of the Rex.
There i was innocently pulling into a pub car park, but i had stupidly wondered into enemy territory. I was surrounded, and there was no way out.
I must have stumbled across some weird local meet of chav\'s and garyboys, i was out numbered by the corsas, escorts, and civics at about 50-1 but i played it cool, and parked up so i could go for a pint :)
But then it happened. Swarms of women came at me and the rex, i had no chance. Within seconds i was in the center of a crowd of women aged around 16-20 (i hope), and it was enough for the chav\'s to see war. Up went their Subwoofer volumes, and the unmistakible sound of tin cars vibrating and rattling could be heard for miles around. A couple of the younger girls were won over by this huge show of manhood that the corsas had shown, and i couldnt believe how jealous these guys were getting. So Jealous that they were competing for attention. I only wanted a pint.
Over the next 15 mins the lads tried to lure the woman with all the weapons they had, mainly in-car DVD, but that just got met with people realising there were RX7\'s in the Fast and the Furious but strangely no escorts, go figure? But I\'d clearly overstayed my welcome, a guy of about 25 called me over to his Rover 220 \'coupe\' and he meant business. He leant inside the car, flicked a switch, WOW!!!! purple neons. For some reason he wanted to draw attention to his rover, but i could see he couldnt handle his new found attention from the shallow, but perfectly formed females, and although i felt like a cock even being associated with these kinda people, i reached into my pocket and pulled out my key fob, pressed a button, and illumination. Its not my fault multi-colour and pattern neons are more desirable than purple ones :)
It was the first time i\'d used my car for pulling girls,but im sure it wont be the last.
Now, i dont encourage mixing with these kinda people, it was an accident, but i did enjoy watching them lose their women, and watch jealously :rollin
There i was innocently pulling into a pub car park, but i had stupidly wondered into enemy territory. I was surrounded, and there was no way out.
I must have stumbled across some weird local meet of chav\'s and garyboys, i was out numbered by the corsas, escorts, and civics at about 50-1 but i played it cool, and parked up so i could go for a pint :)
But then it happened. Swarms of women came at me and the rex, i had no chance. Within seconds i was in the center of a crowd of women aged around 16-20 (i hope), and it was enough for the chav\'s to see war. Up went their Subwoofer volumes, and the unmistakible sound of tin cars vibrating and rattling could be heard for miles around. A couple of the younger girls were won over by this huge show of manhood that the corsas had shown, and i couldnt believe how jealous these guys were getting. So Jealous that they were competing for attention. I only wanted a pint.
Over the next 15 mins the lads tried to lure the woman with all the weapons they had, mainly in-car DVD, but that just got met with people realising there were RX7\'s in the Fast and the Furious but strangely no escorts, go figure? But I\'d clearly overstayed my welcome, a guy of about 25 called me over to his Rover 220 \'coupe\' and he meant business. He leant inside the car, flicked a switch, WOW!!!! purple neons. For some reason he wanted to draw attention to his rover, but i could see he couldnt handle his new found attention from the shallow, but perfectly formed females, and although i felt like a cock even being associated with these kinda people, i reached into my pocket and pulled out my key fob, pressed a button, and illumination. Its not my fault multi-colour and pattern neons are more desirable than purple ones :)
It was the first time i\'d used my car for pulling girls,but im sure it wont be the last.
Now, i dont encourage mixing with these kinda people, it was an accident, but i did enjoy watching them lose their women, and watch jealously :rollin
Title: The Pulling Power of Max Power Deano
Post by: Andyp on July 22, 2004, 12:32:39 PM
Post by: Andyp on July 22, 2004, 12:32:39 PM
don\'t touch chav girls mate, you\'ll be paying for thier kids and the kids they\'ll get off you! :D
Title: The Pulling Power of Max Power Deano
Post by: MintyFresh on July 22, 2004, 12:47:20 PM
Post by: MintyFresh on July 22, 2004, 12:47:20 PM
i got too caught up in it all to think...
Title: The Pulling Power of Max Power Deano
Post by: grinder on July 22, 2004, 12:47:31 PM
Post by: grinder on July 22, 2004, 12:47:31 PM
ha ha ha superb story matey !!
im impressed ( and i like neons :) )
im impressed ( and i like neons :) )
Title: The Pulling Power of Max Power Deano
Post by: iaint on July 22, 2004, 01:10:22 PM
Post by: iaint on July 22, 2004, 01:10:22 PM
Wonder if it works for balding 30-somethings too...
then again Petra would rip me a new hole if I came come with some 17yr old chavette in tow no matter what the excuse!
Top tale mate.
Iain
then again Petra would rip me a new hole if I came come with some 17yr old chavette in tow no matter what the excuse!
Top tale mate.
Iain
Title: The Pulling Power of Max Power Deano
Post by: Andyp on July 22, 2004, 01:16:23 PM
Post by: Andyp on July 22, 2004, 01:16:23 PM
if you wanna live the fantasy.. buy her a shell suit, some gold hooped earings and shake her head until her IQ drops to around 30.. then ya sorted :rollin
Title: The Pulling Power of Max Power Deano
Post by: Sean on July 22, 2004, 01:21:51 PM
Post by: Sean on July 22, 2004, 01:21:51 PM
You would not believe how many of the above mentioned Corsa\'s, Escorts and Honda\'s there are round here.
I just allow them to hear the dumpvalve ...... they soon scurry away from whence they came
I just allow them to hear the dumpvalve ...... they soon scurry away from whence they came
Title: The Pulling Power of Max Power Deano
Post by: Sean on July 22, 2004, 01:24:21 PM
Post by: Sean on July 22, 2004, 01:24:21 PM
oh! And the girls are just plain SKANKS!
Title: The Pulling Power of Max Power Deano
Post by: Andyp on July 22, 2004, 01:28:53 PM
Post by: Andyp on July 22, 2004, 01:28:53 PM
the state of the next generation to come...:rollin
Title: The Pulling Power of Max Power Deano
Post by: MintyFresh on July 22, 2004, 01:29:47 PM
Post by: MintyFresh on July 22, 2004, 01:29:47 PM
there were a fair share of skanks, but you can pic and choose to your hearts content :)
Title: The Pulling Power of Max Power Deano
Post by: Andyp on July 22, 2004, 01:35:41 PM
Post by: Andyp on July 22, 2004, 01:35:41 PM
pick and choose which you you wanna pay child support to? :rollin
Title: The Pulling Power of Max Power Deano
Post by: MintyFresh on July 22, 2004, 01:46:20 PM
Post by: MintyFresh on July 22, 2004, 01:46:20 PM
lol, that too.
Title: The Pulling Power of Max Power Deano
Post by: J4P RX on July 22, 2004, 01:58:19 PM
Post by: J4P RX on July 22, 2004, 01:58:19 PM
I want a skank :p
Ive been single since having an FD :( Maybe because its made me skint :o
Ive been single since having an FD :( Maybe because its made me skint :o
Title: The Pulling Power of Max Power Deano
Post by: MintyFresh on July 22, 2004, 03:37:05 PM
Post by: MintyFresh on July 22, 2004, 03:37:05 PM
arent we all? Im not sure i would have got an FD if i knew quite what i was getting into. But now ive got it, i wouldnt want to be without head-turning rotary.
Title: The Pulling Power of Max Power Deano
Post by: scooby_si on July 22, 2004, 06:54:10 PM
Post by: scooby_si on July 22, 2004, 06:54:10 PM
LOL at that story confess you went there deliberatly to put them in their place, BUT did sum1 mention cheap slutty skanks? 
come to papa Uncle Si aint picky & has studied the antichavnipper procedure that is, shhhh dont let on but, 
pmsl
Si
PS no seriously where is this? (Si searchs webby for local cruise sites (http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/cwm/laugh.gif) lol)
come to papa Uncle Si aint picky & has studied the antichavnipper procedure that is, shhhh dont let on but, pmslSi
PS no seriously where is this? (Si searchs webby for local cruise sites (http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/cwm/laugh.gif) lol)
Title: The Pulling Power of Max Power Deano
Post by: Brad on July 22, 2004, 06:55:44 PM
Post by: Brad on July 22, 2004, 06:55:44 PM
A similar experience, but thankfully not of the same magnitude;
We also have the mandatory 50cc/Nova crew down here in sunny ol\' Plymouth, unfortunatley for me the all seem to live on my street :mad:
Not long ago I was just about to leave for a meet, going through the usual pre-leave ritual (take a piss, grab a drink, got your keys? etc) When the walls of my house started to slowly vibrate, having climbed out from under the table after realizing it wasn\'t an earthquake I went outside to investigate.
A group of chavs had surrounded my beastie and were pointing at various bit of japanese lovleyness, I noticed that the music was coming from a Nova that looked as though the next MOT would be it\'s last. The pimply faced youth (PFY) owner of said death trap motions me over to his wreck and says;
PFY "What brake is it mate?"
ME "Standard, about 250\'ish"
PFY "Yeah, I was gonna get one of those" (I step back and look at his current chariot)
ME "Na, you should keep this, you could do it right up" (I love to toy with them)
PFY "Yeah, thats what I thought too"
He then goes on to show me the collection of Veilside, JUN, HKS and Blitz stickers that cover his paintwork. Even after I tried to explain to him, he\'s still adamant those manufacturers cater for Vauxhall.....:rolleyes:
We also have the mandatory 50cc/Nova crew down here in sunny ol\' Plymouth, unfortunatley for me the all seem to live on my street :mad:
Not long ago I was just about to leave for a meet, going through the usual pre-leave ritual (take a piss, grab a drink, got your keys? etc) When the walls of my house started to slowly vibrate, having climbed out from under the table after realizing it wasn\'t an earthquake I went outside to investigate.
A group of chavs had surrounded my beastie and were pointing at various bit of japanese lovleyness, I noticed that the music was coming from a Nova that looked as though the next MOT would be it\'s last. The pimply faced youth (PFY) owner of said death trap motions me over to his wreck and says;
PFY "What brake is it mate?"
ME "Standard, about 250\'ish"
PFY "Yeah, I was gonna get one of those" (I step back and look at his current chariot)
ME "Na, you should keep this, you could do it right up" (I love to toy with them)
PFY "Yeah, thats what I thought too"
He then goes on to show me the collection of Veilside, JUN, HKS and Blitz stickers that cover his paintwork. Even after I tried to explain to him, he\'s still adamant those manufacturers cater for Vauxhall.....:rolleyes:
Title: The Pulling Power of Max Power Deano
Post by: yonner on July 22, 2004, 07:15:03 PM
Post by: yonner on July 22, 2004, 07:15:03 PM
"around 16-20 (i hope), "
"RX7\'s in the Fast and the Furious but strangely no escorts,"
funyest quotes on the forum since ive been heer
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"RX7\'s in the Fast and the Furious but strangely no escorts,"
funyest quotes on the forum since ive been heer
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Title: The Pulling Power of Max Power Deano
Post by: MintyFresh on July 23, 2004, 11:27:45 AM
Post by: MintyFresh on July 23, 2004, 11:27:45 AM
I had a good time, and im gonna be back for more tonight.
I\'ll let you all know how i get on, but i do insist im only trying to get a pint...
I\'ll let you all know how i get on, but i do insist im only trying to get a pint...
Title: Errr...
Post by: Schtoo on July 23, 2004, 02:32:13 PM
Post by: Schtoo on July 23, 2004, 02:32:13 PM
Only trying to \'get a pint\'?
The \'Pulling Power\' of Max Power Deano?
I see a rather ugly picture forming around these words...
And it really sounds like you might be trying to lose a pint of something that doesn\'t taste nor look like ale. ;)
Then again, you could try here. Don\'t even need a car for that kinda attention in some places. :D
The \'Pulling Power\' of Max Power Deano?
I see a rather ugly picture forming around these words...
And it really sounds like you might be trying to lose a pint of something that doesn\'t taste nor look like ale. ;)
Then again, you could try here. Don\'t even need a car for that kinda attention in some places. :D
Title: The Pulling Power of Max Power Deano
Post by: MintyFresh on July 23, 2004, 03:19:17 PM
Post by: MintyFresh on July 23, 2004, 03:19:17 PM
gone are the days when i could produce a pint...
Title: The Pulling Power of Max Power Deano
Post by: FDDreamer on July 25, 2004, 02:08:05 PM
Post by: FDDreamer on July 25, 2004, 02:08:05 PM
:rollin
Reminds me of that bedroom scene in Scary Movie when the chap blasts the girl onto the ceiling!
Teasing chavs...can there be any better way to pass a slow day? Better be careful mate or before you know it they\'ll all be flashing you (make of that what you will!) and saying \'hi\' round town, and you\'ll find yourself tarred with the same brush!
Reminds me of that bedroom scene in Scary Movie when the chap blasts the girl onto the ceiling!
Teasing chavs...can there be any better way to pass a slow day? Better be careful mate or before you know it they\'ll all be flashing you (make of that what you will!) and saying \'hi\' round town, and you\'ll find yourself tarred with the same brush!
Title: The Pulling Power of Max Power Deano
Post by: scooby_si on October 05, 2004, 08:07:52 PM
Post by: scooby_si on October 05, 2004, 08:07:52 PM
lol just refound this thread & i\'ve also found a local gathering of a "cruise" nature.....
So what\'s the standard opperating procedure should i go with me mondeo with a bin cut in half on the bonnet to look like a scoob before i bring out the big guns or should i just wow them with me illuminations?
Seriously thou looks like they have already had a chap with a FD who\'se now selling (http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/ups/sicdeth/headscratch.gif) so do i need to search ebay for sum burberry seat covers or sumin to really make an impression?
Si (nieve in da wayz ov da cruize init....)
So what\'s the standard opperating procedure should i go with me mondeo with a bin cut in half on the bonnet to look like a scoob before i bring out the big guns or should i just wow them with me illuminations?
Seriously thou looks like they have already had a chap with a FD who\'se now selling (http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/ups/sicdeth/headscratch.gif) so do i need to search ebay for sum burberry seat covers or sumin to really make an impression?
Si (nieve in da wayz ov da cruize init....)
Title: The Pulling Power of Max Power Deano
Post by: Freddy on October 05, 2004, 10:01:58 PM
Post by: Freddy on October 05, 2004, 10:01:58 PM
PMSL @ si :rollin
Title: The Pulling Power of Max Power Deano
Post by: Rixio on October 06, 2004, 11:56:47 AM
Post by: Rixio on October 06, 2004, 11:56:47 AM
i must say girls seem to throwthemselves at rx\'s cos i know they aint coming for my good looks:p
plz explain the term chavs...lol:rollin seems like the cosra, nova, saxo crew but how did chavs derive?
plz explain the term chavs...lol:rollin seems like the cosra, nova, saxo crew but how did chavs derive?
Title: The Pulling Power of Max Power Deano
Post by: scooby_si on October 06, 2004, 12:51:26 PM
Post by: scooby_si on October 06, 2004, 12:51:26 PM
should be easy money then with my rugged good looks & charisma ;) lol May even need to go in mundeo just to avoid death by gang bang :rollin pmsl
Quite strange actually i\'m used to most car boards being largely male populated but had a quick go on a "cruize" site & blow me (maybe) if there isn\'t loadsa young car mad fillies on there, OK most are only 16 & cant even drive but hey sod it women who like cars have to be a winner surely? :confused:
Si
Quite strange actually i\'m used to most car boards being largely male populated but had a quick go on a "cruize" site & blow me (maybe) if there isn\'t loadsa young car mad fillies on there, OK most are only 16 & cant even drive but hey sod it women who like cars have to be a winner surely? :confused:
Si
Title: The Pulling Power of Max Power Deano
Post by: sdminus on October 06, 2004, 01:08:41 PM
Post by: sdminus on October 06, 2004, 01:08:41 PM
I\'m female and loves cars, so that must be 10 points to me? :D
Oh and Rixio it wasn\'t scott\'s rx that made me "throw myself" at him, it was his puppy lol
Charlie
Oh and Rixio it wasn\'t scott\'s rx that made me "throw myself" at him, it was his puppy lol
Charlie
Title: The Pulling Power of Max Power Deano
Post by: TonyBlair on October 06, 2004, 01:25:37 PM
Post by: TonyBlair on October 06, 2004, 01:25:37 PM
QuoteOriginally posted by scooby_siPMSL!!!!
burberry seat covers
Great stories by Minty and Brad!
I wonder if a \'Garry-boy\' equivilent of The Fast and the Furious was ever made, what would it be called?
Title: The Pulling Power of Max Power Deano
Post by: scooby_si on October 06, 2004, 06:50:44 PM
Post by: scooby_si on October 06, 2004, 06:50:44 PM
the crass & the rediculous? (http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/party/party-smiley-002.gif) lol
Si
Si
Title: The Pulling Power of Max Power Deano
Post by: Mark Ide on August 11, 2005, 09:33:31 AM
Post by: Mark Ide on August 11, 2005, 09:33:31 AM
take some antibiotics tho\' fellas....
Title: The Pulling Power of Max Power Deano
Post by: antnicuk on August 11, 2005, 09:57:23 AM
Post by: antnicuk on August 11, 2005, 09:57:23 AM
QuoteWell, the pulling power of the Rex.
There i was innocently pulling into a pub car park, but i had stupidly wondered into enemy territory. I was surrounded, and there was no way out.
I must have stumbled across some weird local meet of chav\'s and garyboys, i was out numbered by the corsas, escorts, and civics at about 50-1 but i played it cool, and parked up so i could go for a pint
But then it happened. Swarms of women came at me and the rex, i had no chance. Within seconds i was in the center of a crowd of women aged around 16-20 (i hope), and it was enough for the chav\'s to see war. Up went their Subwoofer volumes, and the unmistakible sound of tin cars vibrating and rattling could be heard for miles around. A couple of the younger girls were won over by this huge show of manhood that the corsas had shown, and i couldnt believe how jealous these guys were getting. So Jealous that they were competing for attention. I only wanted a pint.
Over the next 15 mins the lads tried to lure the woman with all the weapons they had, mainly in-car DVD, but that just got met with people realising there were RX7\'s in the Fast and the Furious but strangely no escorts, go figure? But I\'d clearly overstayed my welcome, a guy of about 25 called me over to his Rover 220 \'coupe\' and he meant business. He leant inside the car, flicked a switch, WOW!!!! purple neons. For some reason he wanted to draw attention to his rover, but i could see he couldnt handle his new found attention from the shallow, but perfectly formed females, and although i felt like a cock even being associated with these kinda people, i reached into my pocket and pulled out my key fob, pressed a button, and illumination. Its not my fault multi-colour and pattern neons are more desirable than purple ones
It was the first time i\'d used my car for pulling girls,but im sure it wont be the last.
Now, i dont encourage mixing with these kinda people, it was an accident, but i did enjoy watching them lose their women, and watch jealously
ALL THIS FROM SOME WHO SOLD HIS RX7 AND BOUGHT A CHAVED UP FORD KA!!!!! CHAV IS OBVIOUSLY A DISEASE THAT YOU CAN CATCH IF YOU GET TOO CLOSE!!!
Title: The Pulling Power of Max Power Deano
Post by: Wayney on August 11, 2005, 10:00:55 AM
Post by: Wayney on August 11, 2005, 10:00:55 AM
QuotePicture this a young lad about 12 years of age and 4 ½ feet high baseball cap at ninety degrees in a imitation addidas tracksuit, with trouser legs tucked into his socks (of course, is definitely the height of fashion). This lad is strutting around, fag in one hand jewellery al over the over, outside McDonalds acting as if he is 8 foot tall and built like a rugby player, when some poor unsuspecting adult (about 17/18) walks round the corner wanting to go to mcdonalds for his dinner glances at the young lad, the young lad jumps up in complete disgust and says “Whats your problem? Wanna make sommin of it? Bling Bling†when the adult starts to walk towards the young lad, the young lad ****es himself and runs off to either his pregnant 14-year-old girlfriend or his brother in the army crying his eyes out.
My mate has become a chav what can i do? answer is shoot him before it is too late
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chav
lol
Title: The Pulling Power of Max Power Deano
Post by: Ada7 on August 11, 2005, 11:11:12 AM
Post by: Ada7 on August 11, 2005, 11:11:12 AM
That link is great
I thought Chav stood for Council House And Violent ha ha :)
"All chavs think that they are nails. Again, this is false. Sitting in a beaten up nova smoking lamberts does not precipitate a healthy body. The irony being that a Chav owns mainly sportswear, yet will only break a sweat if running from the police." Excellent!!! :rollin :rollin
Adam
I thought Chav stood for Council House And Violent ha ha :)
"All chavs think that they are nails. Again, this is false. Sitting in a beaten up nova smoking lamberts does not precipitate a healthy body. The irony being that a Chav owns mainly sportswear, yet will only break a sweat if running from the police." Excellent!!! :rollin :rollin
Adam
Title: The Pulling Power of Max Power Deano
Post by: Jake on August 11, 2005, 11:35:16 AM
Post by: Jake on August 11, 2005, 11:35:16 AM
Like the chav stories. Not had any attention myself from chavettes in the Rex, although my girlfriend is usually with me so that might explain why...well thats the reason I\'m sticking to... ;)
Had a group of right yoooffs come up to me at the petrol station the other day asking the standard set of questions \'how fast does it go mate\', \'how powerfull is it mate\' etc. needless to say I left pretty quick. Then drove out and pulled up to some traffic lights where a chav from the other side of the road spotted me and took the time to walk across the road, leen into the car and say \'do us a wheel spin mate\'. Not wanting to get involved I pulled away from the lights about as slow as I could, then ending up booting it up the hill as I couldn\'t help myself...maybe all this chav contact is starting to rub off.
Had a group of right yoooffs come up to me at the petrol station the other day asking the standard set of questions \'how fast does it go mate\', \'how powerfull is it mate\' etc. needless to say I left pretty quick. Then drove out and pulled up to some traffic lights where a chav from the other side of the road spotted me and took the time to walk across the road, leen into the car and say \'do us a wheel spin mate\'. Not wanting to get involved I pulled away from the lights about as slow as I could, then ending up booting it up the hill as I couldn\'t help myself...maybe all this chav contact is starting to rub off.
Title: The Pulling Power of Max Power Deano
Post by: Kieron on August 11, 2005, 12:33:06 PM
Post by: Kieron on August 11, 2005, 12:33:06 PM
:D :D HA HA HA, I might go to the next local one, the last guildford RX meet was the same night as the cruize, had to pop in to have a look, LOADS of 16-20\'s :D :D
Title: The Pulling Power of Max Power Deano
Post by: Ada7 on August 11, 2005, 12:37:54 PM
Post by: Ada7 on August 11, 2005, 12:37:54 PM
Quote from: Kieron:D :D HA HA HA, I might go to the next local one, the last guildford RX meet was the same night as the cruize, had to pop in to have a look, LOADS of 16-20\'s :D :DWe\'ll have to go together mate. Show them what a real car looks and sounds like ;)
Adam
Title: The Pulling Power of Max Power Deano
Post by: rmagictastic on August 11, 2005, 12:38:10 PM
Post by: rmagictastic on August 11, 2005, 12:38:10 PM
The other end of the spectrum!!!
as were telling stories, i thought id tell you about a local legend ALF!
only learnt about this bloke through a mate, he told me about an old guy who sits in a layby all day waiting to race chavs.
So one bored day, i went for a drive to find alf, i went to the set of traffic lights where i was told he hangs out but didnt see owt. so i gave up and went home.
anyhow, was driving along that road the other day after polishing the rex (mandatory five mile gloat), when low and behold, i heard the woosh of a dump valve, there he was, i was being overtaken by uncle albert.
All i remember is a three toothed grin through his beard as he went past.
turns out he drives a scooby estate GT (cant remember the model).
i reckon he must be a good 80 years old.
Fair play to the bloke.
Nick
as were telling stories, i thought id tell you about a local legend ALF!
only learnt about this bloke through a mate, he told me about an old guy who sits in a layby all day waiting to race chavs.
So one bored day, i went for a drive to find alf, i went to the set of traffic lights where i was told he hangs out but didnt see owt. so i gave up and went home.
anyhow, was driving along that road the other day after polishing the rex (mandatory five mile gloat), when low and behold, i heard the woosh of a dump valve, there he was, i was being overtaken by uncle albert.
All i remember is a three toothed grin through his beard as he went past.
turns out he drives a scooby estate GT (cant remember the model).
i reckon he must be a good 80 years old.
Fair play to the bloke.
Nick
Title: The Pulling Power of Max Power Deano
Post by: Kieron on August 11, 2005, 12:44:47 PM
Post by: Kieron on August 11, 2005, 12:44:47 PM
Retirementville eh? must be Eastbourne :evillaugh
Should have opened a can of whoop ass on him LOL
Should have opened a can of whoop ass on him LOL
Title: The Pulling Power of Max Power Deano
Post by: Brett on August 11, 2005, 12:49:07 PM
Post by: Brett on August 11, 2005, 12:49:07 PM
Got images of an old man spending his pension every week on Maxing a scooby :rollin