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Title: It\'s MURDER!
Post by: Nik da Greek on July 29, 2010, 08:39:50 PM
Well, I went to visit Martin at Speedline Imports to pick up the latest installments of my parts-buying fetish from him, and I was greeted by a scene out of a horror movie....the normally imaculate driveway was strewn with debris of a most unnerving nature, and as I carried on trepidatiously, I began finding evidence of the awful carnage to come.....

.....a trail of reciprocating saw blades, bent and used and horribly stained with unmentionable fluids....and then there was the man himself, the culprit, standing grinning over the mutilated corpse of his latest victim, her severed body parts strewn about with callous disregard for her once-beautiful form....vital fluids leaking in awful pools down the floor of the garage where the terrible butchery.....horrible mutilation.....

 *sob* I\'m still traumatised now by the sight, I fear it will haunt me till my dying day.....*sniffle* please only look further if you\'re made of strong stuff, and don\'t blame me if you\'re upset and can\'t sleep tonight for eldritch nightmares crowding your head....read on with the music from the Psycho shower scene ringing in your ears, if you dare....
Title: It\'s MURDER!
Post by: Nik da Greek on July 29, 2010, 08:40:33 PM
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Title: It\'s MURDER!
Post by: Nik da Greek on July 29, 2010, 08:41:06 PM
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Title: It\'s MURDER!
Post by: Nik da Greek on July 29, 2010, 08:41:55 PM
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Arrrgh! The horror! the horror! :eek:





















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Title: It\'s MURDER!
Post by: Nik da Greek on July 29, 2010, 08:42:36 PM
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....and he seemed like such a nice man, too  :rollin
















(http://i668.photobucket.com/albums/vv43/Nik_da_Greek/Rex%20Parts/DSCF7901.jpg)
Title: It\'s MURDER!
Post by: Nik da Greek on July 29, 2010, 08:43:51 PM
Remember, kids, we\'re born alone with nothing and we die alone. It\'s a brutal, horrible inexorable truth and thus is the way of all flesh. All flesh must pass :Giggle


....thanks for the stuff, Martin, lovely to see you again my friend :rollin
Title: It\'s MURDER!
Post by: HK FD3S on July 29, 2010, 08:52:57 PM
WOW Martin you do know how to bucher an FD. Remeber to never get on the wrong side of you.:3gears-lh
Title: It\'s MURDER!
Post by: Jit on July 29, 2010, 09:26:10 PM
They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!

(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk292/jamesfd3s/DSC05313.jpg)
Title: It\'s MURDER!
Post by: antnicuk on July 29, 2010, 09:34:51 PM
that looks like a but of fly tipping jit?
Title: It\'s MURDER!
Post by: Jit on July 29, 2010, 09:37:51 PM
lol...no thats where it was cut up! The bits are going in the estate! not the other way round!!!!
Title: It\'s MURDER!
Post by: HK FD3S on July 29, 2010, 09:42:45 PM
Quote from: Jit;707692lol...no thats where it was cut up! The bits are going in the estate! not the other way round!!!!

same here looks like you opened the boot and floored the estate:3gears-rh
Title: andy
Post by: andy on July 29, 2010, 10:44:02 PM
i got same nice bits of that car thanks martin but it should have been a red one hey nick :3gears-rh
Title: It\'s MURDER!
Post by: Kieron on July 30, 2010, 04:15:09 PM
Ronnie was saved just in time!
Title: It\'s MURDER!
Post by: Dan Norton on July 30, 2010, 09:49:54 PM
Quote from: antnicuk;707690that looks like a but of fly tipping jit?

LOL, thts exactly what i thought :chat
Title: It\'s MURDER!
Post by: andy on July 30, 2010, 10:24:08 PM
ada how you doing big boy
Title: It\'s MURDER!
Post by: Ada7 on July 30, 2010, 10:30:03 PM
Could of saved the Mazdaspeed badges :p

Adam
Title: It\'s MURDER!
Post by: Nik da Greek on July 31, 2010, 06:21:56 AM
Hahaha, Martin did offer me the badges but they\'d faded to pink, and there\'s enough of that on my car already :Giggle. Hey, Andy, got my nice shiny MazdaSpeed brace fitted, thanks mate :p :D
Title: It\'s MURDER!
Post by: BenLewisMav on August 01, 2010, 07:25:05 PM
Quote from: Jit;707687They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!

(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk292/jamesfd3s/DSC05313.jpg)

Haha busted by Tony!
The only time this is acceptable is if the shell is twisted or extensively rusted..